Welcome to the most ridiculous, plague-ridden, God-forsaken era in history—where bonfires solve everything, doctors are useless, and the only medicine is divine intervention (a.k.a. prayer).
🙏 The World Has Gone Mad
God’s on vacation, chaos is in charge, and you’re stuck in the Middle Ages. No science. No logic. Just pray your way to power—literally.
🎭 Meet Giovanni
He’s broke. He’s kind. He’s totally unqualified for what’s coming.
But with your help, this clueless peasant will climb from winemaker to king, dodging plagues, wars, and religious nutjobs along the way.
🧙♂️ A Cast of Medieval Madness
- A loyal but suspiciously silent monk
- A creepy talking lion (don’t ask)
- A terrifying inquisitor with questionable hobbies
- A cosmic astronomer who may or may not be sane
- And even... God, once He gets back from His holiday
Oh, and yes—you can play as all of them in bonus episodes, including God Himself, lounging in paradise.
🔮 Gameplay Highlights
- Idle praying mechanics: Progress through pure faith (and a few dark deals)
- Unlock crazy jobs: Astronomer, healer, soldier, and wine-soaked sinner
- Dark comedy meets idle sim: A perfect blend of absurdity and strategic upgrade loops
- Narrative-driven chaos: Discover branching stories with bizarre side characters
- Bonus Content: Play alternative episodes as Giovanni’s allies—and enemies
🧟 MOD APK Features
- ✅ Unlimited coins and relics
- ✅ Ads removed – divine silence at last
- ✅ All episodes and characters unlocked
- ✅ Instant prayer multipliers
🌍 Welcome to the Dark Ages
No logic. No hope. No antibiotics.
Just faith, fire, and foolishness.
In the Middle Ages, miracles happen… usually by accident.
“Pray hard. Rule harder. Or die trying.”
