Introducing "Dumb Ways to Climb" - the incredibly unimpressive creation that appeared in just one week! Get ready to question everything you've ever done! As our brilliant Bean aimlessly climbs on random stuff... well, kind of... watch in awe as we watch him reach for the stars.
The Bean drags itself across a jumble of objects mindlessly as you guide it in this mind-blowing adventure. Is it a ladder? Is it a pogo stick? Who knows! The suspense is unbearable! No exciting challenges or brain-teasing puzzles here! Just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game even made it past the brainstorming stage.
We're not done yet! Feast your eyes on our visually "unique" graphics. Prepare to be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that seem to have been picked at random.
We've carefully curated an unforgettable soundtrack that will play in your head long after you close the app. You'll find yourself humming it while contemplating the meaning of life.
Dumb Ways to Climb is here to provide mindless, repetitive fun as you've never experienced before, so if you're tired of all those fancy-pants games with engaging gameplay and innovative ideas, don't look back. Download it today and marvel at how something so hastily put together can still exist in this day and age!
